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Health Assignment o2

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SO. My computer decided to be a douchefag and restart itself while I was asleep and uh...
totes delete the original file for the assignment, 'cause I'd never saved it -SOB-
s-so, you guys get this. ;n; i'm sorry.....

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Finally, it was time for Heath Class. You'd been told that you had a new health teacher and entered the classroom cautiously, looking around for what, hopefully, wasn't a teacher that was as much of a weirdo as Max was. Eugh....

In your looking, you'd seen something...somewhat unsettling. At the teacher's desk, you'd seen what looked like a young man, reading steadily as the students entered the classroom. But that's not what was unsettling about it. This person had no head. Just a metal cap at the end of his neck where a head should have been.... No head, just...a body...turning pages as if nothing were wrong. Was this headless figure your new teacher? God, you hoped not....


When the students were all inside, the figure at the desk closed his book and set it down. Well, That's where his head was....It was a young man's face, with curled horns and long, light orange hair. The head yawned as the figure gathered it into its arms and stood, taking its place in front of the class.

"Morning, Children! I am Kei Ijichi, your new Heath Teacher. Trust me, I'll be much better than that womanizing ponce of a doctor you all had previously." He bowed. "I promise." The body turned to the chalkboard and placed his owner's head under one arm, writing up on the board, 'Mutations, or 'Talent', for you Special Snowflakes..... Well, at least he seemed to have a sense of humor.

"Today, children, since I'm a new teacher, We'll be talking about something easy: Mutations! Things you can do with your body without using your ink. I'm sure that a lot of you can do something, yes? Usually when these 'mutations' happen, they tell a lot about how that person died..! Like myself, for example." He held his head out to the class, smiling. "My head isn't attached to my body. can you tell how I died? I'm quite sure it's obvious, because if not, you're an idiot and I shouldn't have to teach you. None of you are idiots, correct? I sure hope so." He smiled, continuing to speak.

"Well, anywho, my students. My assignment for you is to find something you can do with your body that doesn't use your ink. Maybe you can detach your limbs? Or maybe dislocate them in odd places? I want you to show me what that is. Try and see what you can find about yourself. Just don't try too hard, I wouldn't want you kids to hurt yourselves. Good luck~!"

Assignment: Find something your body can do without your ink. If you have to control a noticeable amount of ink to do this, you aren't doing it right.
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Gyzmo-Grim's avatar
Awesome! Maranda and Sara would so cheat at this